bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

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posted 6 hours ago with 81,821 notes

tentaclethearpist:

its 20 fucking 14 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”

obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.

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posted 6 hours ago with 82,901 notes

princeofbellehair:

bagginswatson:

darnni:

brianadeshe:

christel-thoughts:

"Your circle…it’s flawless. Do it again."

what kind of sorcery….

beauty

IMPOSSIBLE STOP IT

In every generation, there is a chosen one… 

MY MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE TEACHER WAS SO GOOD AT DOING THIS SHE WENT TO A COMPETITION FOR IT. THERE ARE PERFECT CIRCLE DRAWER COMPETITIONS.

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posted 6 hours ago with 554,962 notes

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

(via barenakedladies)

posted 7 hours ago with 11,426 notes

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

(via krykky)

posted 7 hours ago with 118,956 notes

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

(via bendydicks)

posted 7 hours ago with 195,263 notes

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

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posted 7 hours ago with 180,511 notes

fancykraken:

Captain America: The Why The Fuck Was This Cut From The Movie

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posted 7 hours ago with 33,259 notes

castorochiaro:

Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”

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"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."

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posted 8 hours ago with 15,518 notes

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

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posted 8 hours ago with 16,773 notes

cudl:

I am the opposite gender. I am the infinite, negative gender. I am the all-seeing black hole gender. I’ll destroy everything

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posted 8 hours ago with 19,129 notes

jonnovstheinternet:

He tried to give a flying fuck.

(via krykky)

posted 9 hours ago with 10,388 notes

charlottelabouff:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

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posted 10 hours ago with 79,037 notes

earflaphat:

Less queer baiting more queer dating

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posted 10 hours ago with 3,176 notes

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posted 10 hours ago with 4,473 notes