cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

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posted 4 hours ago with 78,142 notes

tastysoup:

"Stop blaming the writers!!!"

THEN WHOSE//???? RESPONSIBILITY???? IS IT????

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posted 4 hours ago with 28,261 notes

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

(via schmeminemily)

posted 4 hours ago with 92,632 notes

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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posted 4 hours ago with 304,140 notes

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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posted 19 hours ago with 136,708 notes

theregularcunt:

diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

Holy shit. This is me

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posted 21 hours ago with 68,054 notes

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

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posted 22 hours ago with 125,879 notes

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via lordmorans)

posted 22 hours ago with 167,968 notes
Anonymous asked: top six ways to insult boys

farandolae:

mamamantis:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

posted 22 hours ago with 145,502 notes

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

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posted 22 hours ago with 507 notes

wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

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deanwinchesterackles:

xtremecaffeine:

snakesonajames:

Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.

SCIENCE.

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…….Close enough

The difference between Science and Engineering.

Reblogging for that last comment.

(Source: christiantheatheist, via schmeminemily)

posted 22 hours ago with 217,181 notes

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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posted 22 hours ago with 115,129 notes